1. daveyolostrider replied to your post: i fucking hate this i cant even hug my boyfriend…

   pats your head

it fucking sucks dude
and its not just him its everyone
….whih would probably be a good idea for you to stop touching me

1. turntablegaylord replied to your post: i fucking hate this i cant even hug my boyfriend…

   its okay

no its fucking not
its not okay

i fucking hate this

i cant even hug my boyfriend without being consumed with unchaste sensations

motherfucker

why

because some asshole thought it would be hilarious to give me another horny m!a
it wont go away until i get laid and to be honest it really fucking aches

and im p sure that if anyone comes near me ill end up humping their leg or something

everyone stay away from me

no one touch me

…until further notice

Anonymous sent:

Because...heh. M!A-TTACK ==> YOU'RE IN HEAT TILL YOU GET LAID.

im going
to piss
in your goddamn eyes 

Anonymous sent:

Welcome back! Are you still a cat-boy?

i might be

why do you ask?

swiggity swog

im on my blog

askpitchandjack:

☾: Sleep Headcanon
☠: Drinking Headcanon
♒: Phobia Headcanon
⋆: Sex Headcanon
☮: Random Headcanon
☻: ‘Like’ headcanon
♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon
☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon
☄: Weather Headcanon
☼: Cooking Headcanon

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