yo my names dave strider but most people call me by my middle name
so you can just call me beyonce

im 19 years old but i act like im five years young

forgetful01:

youre welcome for giving you that puzzling life question

IM LITERALLY GOING TO THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOW THANK

wait hold up i googled it

Another possible explanation is that prior to charmin, people would use corn cobs or magazines in the outhouse to wipe themselves after defecating.”

……uh