yo my names dave strider but most people call me by my middle name
so you can just call me beyonce

im 19 years old but i act like im five years young

ever had that moment where you just wake up and youre sick to high hell

like you were completely fine the previous night and now youre suddenly hacking up phlegm like theres a fucking waterfall of it in your throat and it even prevents you from breathing properly

then along with that it creates an itch in your throat and you just

cough cough cough all the goddamn time

yeah not how i wanted to wake up