yo my names dave strider but most people call me by my middle name
so you can just call me beyonce

im 19 years old but i act like im five years young

poisonparfait69:

runawayballista:

“Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.”

ruby rhod is fucking flawless anyone who disagrees can fight me

irl jojo